Just for fun

What is your pet thinking right now?

The crystal ball has opinions. (It's a toy โ€” for the real thing, we'll point you to a human.)

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A crystal ball can do one joke per pet. A professional animal communicator will answer your specific questions about your pet in a written reading within 24โ€“48 hours โ€” $29.95, with a free second reading if it doesn't resonate.

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